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Martini 10

Smootini or Breakfastini

1 1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz triple sec

tsp lemon juice

tsp raspberry jam

splash orange juice (for vitamin C)

My schedule this evening does not permit me to drink a martini.  I work from mid afternoon until late this evening, and it is a friend’s birthday, so I will not be home until late.  I HAD to have a martini for breakfast..

Strong (Do you have to call in drunk to work?)  Probably not.  There are only 2 shots in this bad boy plus the fact that I ate breakfast and drank this, I am going to be as sober as a whistle by the time I have to drive to work.

Tastiness (Is this going to become part of a nutritious breakfast?)  I am licking my lips quite a bit.  Must have something to do with the tangy OJ and the sweet, sweet jam.  But frankly, it is too sweet.  I may have put more than a tsp of raspberry jam in it too.. More like a tbsp.

Difficulty (How hard is it to make?)  It’s not too bad.  You can substitute any juice for the OJ and any jam for the raspberry.  In all honesty, you could probably use vodka instead of gin and something like creme de banana instead of triple sec.  Make it a WHOLE different drink.  What do YOU drink at breakfast?

Overall (Do you have any feelings of self-loathing?)  Nope.  It’s 5 o’clock somewhere! Like Australia, or Indonesia… What is the time difference for Bora Bora?

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